He of the "35 Undeniable Truths of Life" scored twice in the original set:
"Feminism was established so that unattractive women could access the mainstream of society."
If you ever get a good look at one of those mouthy, arrogant, degree-in-green-Chinese-pottery toting, cat-collecting hags and are not turned to stone, you will realize why this is indisputable.
"Love is the one human emotion you cannot control; you either do it or you don't."
That is a greater curse than blessing, but nonetheless reality.
Of course, these are from the days when Limbaugh was renowned for thinking for himself and therefore speaking truth, rather than the mere partisan hackery of late.