Ever go on a fact-finding expedition and uncover too much information? I could have lived forever and a day without learning that the name of a childhood mystery book hero had been co-opted by a flaming perv! I can only hope Barney Palmer cashed in his chips before this hit the fan, because it sure would make me want to check out. Or place my left foot somewhere that'd make that turd-burglar lilt a few octaves higher than "he" was wont. The end of the innocence calls once again!