Sunday, August 2, 2009

Bet He'll Take The Job

I'd also wager handsomely he will be better as Minnesota Vikings starting QB than John Madden's 40+-and-aging, has-been, don't-call-us-we'll-call-you boyfriend!
At this point, it's a no-brainer for anyone in charge that's looking at their bottom line instead of listening to the spiritualists. Note to PETA: Animals are animals, not people...Fucking DEAL, already! When you show me a dolphin that teaches university courses or a cat that has gone to the moon by its own ingenuity and thought, I'll give your devil-spirit-worship-based, lack-of-epistomology serious consideration - until that time, shut the fuck up! Life is much sweeter and fuller for those willing to face unpleasant realities - as ironic as that may seem. The Vikings are still searching for that elusive championship ring after a half-century in business. The only question is, are you tired of being on the outside looking in?
Get Vick now, or get ready for another year of watching somebody else go all the way.

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