Friday, December 18, 2009

Happiness

Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Rev. Jeremiah Wright are on a charter jet headed for a Venezuelan Communist convention, when Dumb-O pipes up
"I could throw a thousand dollar bill out the window right now and make someone happy."
Pelosi says "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy!"
Knowing where they were, Jeremiah Wright says "I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot turns around in his chair and drawls "Ah cud throw all y'all sonsofbitches out the winda an' make every workin' man in America real mothafuckin' happy!!!"

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