Friday, January 15, 2010
New Government Seal
In keeping with the transparency theme, the Obama Administration announced today it had issued an Executive Order changing the federal government emblem from a bald eagle to a condom, because it more accurately represents general policy:
When queried by a member of the White House press corps as to the exact nature of that conclusion, President Obama said "A condom halts production, covers short-comings, hides inflation, interferes with productivity, protects a bunch of pricks, and overall gives everyone a false sense of security while they're actually getting screwed."
Damn hard to argue with reasoning like that!