Should you choose to accept it:
This weekend, and for the week ahead, whenever you find yourself in any waiting area (laundry, doctor's office, &c) look through any magazines or newspapers for ads from BP, Wal-Mart or other big corporation. With a sharpie or other bold-print pen write "FUCK" largely and visibly in front of its name, or "SUCKS" right after it.
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