Haven't been good at mornings since going on 2nd Shift, but that's peanuts to the strange encounter of a football day when all your teams have a bye!
Chicago and Minnesota filled in for Dallas though, taking the losses they were too busy screwing off to garner. Galt-in-Da-Box expects to wake up one day soon to find Wade Philips has been replaced by someone even more lame, probably in the model of Marty Schottenheimer or Jack Pardee...just in case you didn't think it could possibly get any worse. With an egotist like "old fish eyes" at the helm, that assertion will always trend lower.
My guess is Brad "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Childress will be looking for work soon, so maybe he can come to Dallas as "the Marlboro man" who is the final, Jones-appointed Cowboys-killer.
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