Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dude, Where's My Apocalypse?

Galt-in-Da-Box was all set to deal with the impending doom of December 2012 when it surfaced that the date's been moved up.
Honestly, word that sometime between April 2-4 was the new appointment Earth was to get the Almighty Finger has weighed heavily on all at CFHQ to be certain because of media hype & how many usually get taken in by it, but we've taken great comfort in the Scripture:

"And he (the Lord Jesus Christ) said unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons which the Father hath put in his own power." - Acts 1:7

"Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is." - Matthew 13:31-33

Seriously folks, how many times do we have to go through this before we get it? Whenever some preacher wants to make a name for himself we get one of these lame-ass, Word-contradicting predictions. Those who hang on every word of Reverend Personality Cult usually take the biggest hit, as they trusted the "expert", not the Truth of God's Word, sold everything they had/went massively in debt to help him spread his warning. They usually find out day after their beloved, so-sincere-sounding preacher has departed to await the coming of the Lord in a mansion in the Caymans, along with all their dough! I don't know when the world's going nipples up, but from the passages above I'm pretty sure it won't be on 21DEC2012, or any other date religion pulls out of its body cavity to scare the non-Scripture-searching suckers into its time-wasting machine and out of their money.
Believe the Word, not the con-artists who claim to represent it; you're much better off without them!


Bob said...

Let me be the 10,238,358th doomsayer to say this:

We're gonna get a big asteroid hit in dec 2012.

Or not.


texlahoma said...

Good advice!
I think it's wise for people to prepare for the worst but foolish to put much faith in a person that wants your money or worldly goods.