Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Did Not See It Coming

A blind guy at a bar shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says... "Before you tell that joke, you should know, our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy next to me is 6' 2", 225 lb. blond rugby player. Fella to your right is 6' 5", 300 lb wrestler. Each one of us IS blonde. Think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


texlahoma said...

LMAO - Sounds like the customers escaped from a Nazi lab.

Anonymous said...

One day, I was walking all alone in the forest.. a tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.