Saturday, October 29, 2011

Celebrating Celebrity Losers

A national pastime.
Any day now, Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen will emerge from their secular penance for the $200,000-a-stop chat show and lecture circuit. They'll regale us with tales of how wonderful they've discovered life is without drugs, booze or whatever and the media will fill hours with their "harrowing nightmarish experience"...blah, blah, etc. We're rejoicing over someone not being stupid anymore! We're celebrating a lengthy moment of clarity experienced by billionaires: "'Ey look everybody: I'm not sticking me dick in the meat-grinder no more!"
Why the fuck were you doing it in the first place!?

3 comments:

texlahoma said...

Lindsay Lohan is the typical "Negative attention is better than no attention at all." Poor little rich girl.

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

Seems to be a big, steaming pile of that going around these days, Tex.

Bob said...

The only* good thing I have to say about Lindsay would be about her performance in the remake of "The Parent Trap".

Seems that most - or all - succesful child actors/actresses self-destruct up in their twenties.

*Maybe not... she has great bumper guards.