A national pastime.
Any day now, Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen will emerge from their secular penance for the $200,000-a-stop chat show and lecture circuit. They'll regale us with tales of how wonderful they've discovered life is without drugs, booze or whatever and the media will fill hours with their "harrowing nightmarish experience"...blah, blah, etc. We're rejoicing over someone not being stupid anymore! We're celebrating a lengthy moment of clarity experienced by billionaires: "'Ey look everybody: I'm not sticking me dick in the meat-grinder no more!"
Why the fuck were you doing it in the first place!?
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