Please...PRETTY please...with sugar on it even...Don't fuck with/up my country.
Galt-in-Da-Box knows damn well, with all the 150-year-anniversary celebrations, internet hyperbole & how all y'all "hate thayam dayam naggarz" you are tempted to start another fight you can't possibly win. I've lived and worked around, with and for you dumb redneck sonsofbitches enough to know the pressure your meth-using, Dodge-driving, mackerel-snapping ass must be under to die down to that braindead bullshit about "THA SAYOUTH GUNNA RIIISE UH-GAYIN" must be stupefying, but keep resisting. 'Cuz if you give in, I'm gonna hafta throw in with a crowd I don't really care for and put you the fuck back in your place...and I will...without qualms, hesitation or any other issue!
So just take a look at the welfare checks from Uncle Sam in your mailbox, sit back down infront of the bullshiTVision & vegitate that pea-brain of yours with Gunsmoke reruns or something, because if you start giving people shit, you're going to find out there are much worse things in the world than Carter Country getting cancelled!
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