All the same thing.
The story is ALWAYS going to change after you take The Pledge, cast your ballot &/ are infatuated enough to let her have complete access to your life.
Why? That's easy:
When you are on the outside looking in, you are a "lost soul longing to be found", a prospective voter, a rich white mark. Once you pull the trigger, you're committed. You have elected the bastard! You've said "Ah duzz!"
And are subject to all the consequences of that decision.
The secret is to be involved, but remain uncommitted. Champion the best candidate, but keep your money in your wallet. Date & wear condoms, but avoid marriage.
A few minutes ago I stumbled upon a fellow in a social network, with a sign on his web page that said
"I'M AN ASSHOLE - If You Don't Want Your Feelings Hurt, don't talk to me!" I probably snapped his mind when I complimented him for the publication and told him he should thank any woman who called him that. Here's why:
All those guys she bitches about to her girlfriends and to the male girlfriends on her BFF list - who, by the way, are NEVER going to get laid by her - have one thing in common: They all fucked her! You can bet that every last one of them "came and went". Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to "make the A-List" and become one of those guys she bitches about.
When a preacher who can't keep his dick out of his neighbor's wife, daughter or son calls you a sinner or a phony; when a politician wants to label you "belligerent" for not supporting his treason; you should be honored: When a woman calls me an asshole, I polish it off and wear it like a badge of honor!
"Woe unto you when all men speak well of you; for so did their fathers to the false prophets."
Guess Who said that!?
Richard Scarry, converged
1 hour ago