Out of the wall of armed humanity that suddenly appears around them, a lone figure emerges.
It pauses momentarily before approaching what appears to be the Feds command operation under a flag of truce, to give one line of instruction to those behind:
"If they take me, unleash hell."
He produces a megaphone at about 20 feet from the bunker-like structure and begins to speak:
"I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU, Greedy Papist 0bamminions surrounding the Bundy Ranch...
I Said, I have an offer for you:
Here are the Continental Army of the United States' Terms:
Lay down your weapons & march straight back to your bagel-munching Bol$hevik bastard bo$$es on Vall$chtreet, stopping at every American's home you pass to beg pardon & forgiveness for a hundred years of murder, rape & plunder...Do that, and you shall live.
Do it not, and every last one of you shall die today!"
On that, a couple burly officers scramble up to him but halt as he blasts aloud once more.
"And before we let you leave, your commanding officer must march out into the open, pull down his pants, put his head between his legs & kiss his own ass!"
As they gang-tackle him and wrestle him to the dusty ground, thunder such as has not graced this nation in a quarter-millenium is heard...
A shot heard 'round the world.