Sunday, July 20, 2014

"Dear Santa Claus...

This might be a bit earlier than you were expecting, but deer season is coming up, wetback dope-gang season fast on its heels, and civil war is imminent, so I hope you'll understand.
Galt-in-Da-Box has been a very good boy this year (so far) and would therefore really appreciate greatly one of these:
If you can also see your way clear to mix in a pallet of Olin NATO 7.62x51 or Hornady Critical Defense .308 Winchester, that'd be awesome!
Please pardon the drool drops & tears of joyful admiration on this parchment.
All my love,
Johnny."

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