Saturday, September 6, 2014

Yee-Haw, Y'all!!!

Redneck to restaurant to recovery room:

"New to the Hardee’s line-up is the entirely unhealthy Fried Bologna & Velveeta biscuit, a flaky invention consisting of — as you might expect — Hardee’s delicate made-from-scratch buttermilk biscuit, melted Velveeta, a slice of fried Oscar Mayer, and a folded scrambled egg."


Talk about a "heart attack in a sack"! They're going to need to hire extra help to clean up the oil all those Dodges & other Chrysler products'll be coating the parking lot & drive through with, or people will be slipping and suing like mad. I can see the single Johnny-Reb moms herding the kids out of the Caravan now to fill up on these hillbilly delicacies before screwool in the morning, a slip-and-fall, and before Laura Mae can call 911, she's IPhoning a lawyer to see what kind of lottery ticket Billy Joe Bob's busted butt-bone can be made into. I wonder if Hardee's takes EBT? They better, or this could really tank.
You can't make this shit up, clones (Why would you want to!?)


texlahoma said...

They done figured out their audience!
Fried bologna and Velveeta sounds pretty temptin!

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

May mayouth iz awlready a-waterin'!

Bob said...