Saturday, September 6, 2014

Yee-Haw, Y'all!!!


Redneck to restaurant to recovery room:

"New to the Hardee’s line-up is the entirely unhealthy Fried Bologna & Velveeta biscuit, a flaky invention consisting of — as you might expect — Hardee’s delicate made-from-scratch buttermilk biscuit, melted Velveeta, a slice of fried Oscar Mayer, and a folded scrambled egg."

Read more at http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/09/02/hardees-releases-gloriously-fried-bologna-velveeta-biscuit/#WMlchOulIRdmZst3.99

Talk about a "heart attack in a sack"! They're going to need to hire extra help to clean up the oil all those Dodges & other Chrysler products'll be coating the parking lot & drive through with, or people will be slipping and suing like mad. I can see the single Johnny-Reb moms herding the kids out of the Caravan now to fill up on these hillbilly delicacies before screwool in the morning, a slip-and-fall, and before Laura Mae can call 911, she's IPhoning a lawyer to see what kind of lottery ticket Billy Joe Bob's busted butt-bone can be made into. I wonder if Hardee's takes EBT? They better, or this could really tank.
You can't make this shit up, clones (Why would you want to!?)

3 comments:

texlahoma said...


They done figured out their audience!
Fried bologna and Velveeta sounds pretty temptin!

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

May mayouth iz awlready a-waterin'!
/s

Bob said...

ROFL