Saturday, September 20, 2014

Fuckin' WREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee...BOOM!!!

Conveniently located at the corner of
Ain't-gonna-happen Avenue, and
Snowball'sChanceInHell Street...
...And CBS can put all the episodes of "Madam Secretary" in the shitbowl, where she will soon join them.
Let the Khazakh get nominated - She'll implode on the campaign trail the first time she opens her braindead piehole!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Ron Paul Advertising

How NOT to market the perfect product:
Give it a name that smacks of apocalyptic cannibalism, and package like an MRE (in this case we're talking Meals Rejected by Ethiopians)!
Just as Ron Paul desperately needed some professional help from Madison Avenue and Peggy Noonan during his unsuccessful Presidential runs, this outfit could have gone a better direction with its nutritional supplement that conjures up images of Charleton Heston's bloody fingers waving high above a gurney. Notwithstanding, as strident testimony to the fact there are those who'd eat ShitOnAStick if it was battered, deep-fried, chocolate-covered or some combination thereof, the bizarre, "food like substance" company appears to be gaining market-share:

"Rob Rhinehart conceived of Soylent while living in San Francisco, a realm where gastronomical Luddites grow as thick as Iowa corn. But Rhinehart was a member of the city's other major cash crop-he's a 25-year-old techie. A crowdfunding campaign that raised over $1.5 million underwrote Soylent's initial development. Four venture capital firms, including Andreesen Horo­witz, have provided an additional $1.5 million in seed capital. To date, demand for the product has exceeded expectations. New customers, according to Soylent's website, should currently expect to wait 10-12 weeks to receive their first shipment. If you're really hungry, in other words, you may be able to get a table at the hottest restaurant in your city more easily than you can get your hands on some Soylent. Or if you really can't wait, look to eBay, where Soylent speculators are flipping their supplies to the highest bidder. In June, a one-month supply with a retail price of $300 fetched $555."

Only time and indigestion will tell if this is "the next big thing" or a fad, but if the slop has shelf-life, survivalists & preppers might float Soylent Cuisine above the lackluster American economy...
At least until the bottom falls out!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Nothing Post

I literally got nothing, clones!
Burning up paid time off for the last week of summer & enjoying every minute of - not ONLY doing whatever I want, but getting my extra pay before it expires. Hope you are doing/have done the same this month...They say chances are good this winter could be as brutal as last, so get all the outdoor you can & can all you get. Best I can do flying by the seat of my pants on restaurant wi-fi.
All the best!

Friday, September 12, 2014

Who Would've Guessed?

What do...
Pizza Hut
Panera Bread
Government indoctrination centers
all have in common? All are sucking Michael Bloomberg's cock: none of them want you to be able to defend your life with a firearm on their property!
Let's reciprocate by boycotting these one-worlder, corporatocracy whores of the Khazar-Papist cabal.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Is Windows Busted?

"HATE.1" may have been Microsoft's last stand, which they fucked up...Here's why.
1.Why pay over $400 for the tired old nag when you can get a hot, fast, Linux- based racing thouroughbred for free?
2.Android Kitkat~a quarter-million compatable apps & counting, Windows 8.1? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ROFPMPLMMFAO* Yeah, right!!!
3.COMPACT, needs half a gig of ram to run from a DVD or thumbdrive, not constantly playing with itself on an archaic mechanical hard drive!
4.Android was built to burn on a chip & run smaller, faster machines, so it should be a godsend for desktop, whereas I have yet to see a release of Windows that was efficient, compact & ready to run "out of the box"!
5.Android phones & tablets have taken over the market Windows has just gotten off to a half-assed start in, and Apple is only beginning to consider climbing over its walled garden to look at - with Jobs gone & Cook an amateur at best, it's only going to get uglier for The Old School from here.
Need I go on?

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Yee-Haw, Y'all!!!

Redneck to restaurant to recovery room:

"New to the Hardee’s line-up is the entirely unhealthy Fried Bologna & Velveeta biscuit, a flaky invention consisting of — as you might expect — Hardee’s delicate made-from-scratch buttermilk biscuit, melted Velveeta, a slice of fried Oscar Mayer, and a folded scrambled egg."


Talk about a "heart attack in a sack"! They're going to need to hire extra help to clean up the oil all those Dodges & other Chrysler products'll be coating the parking lot & drive through with, or people will be slipping and suing like mad. I can see the single Johnny-Reb moms herding the kids out of the Caravan now to fill up on these hillbilly delicacies before screwool in the morning, a slip-and-fall, and before Laura Mae can call 911, she's IPhoning a lawyer to see what kind of lottery ticket Billy Joe Bob's busted butt-bone can be made into. I wonder if Hardee's takes EBT? They better, or this could really tank.
You can't make this shit up, clones (Why would you want to!?)